ZNN: Zodiac News Network: World Report

Recap of our news report on Zodiac Divas from the April 2nd episode of "Open Mike Night":  

ZNN: Zodiac News Network Featuring tomorrow's news, today. We're the newest of the news, reporting it before it even happens! Zodiac News Network... where the forecasters become the newscasters!

Attacks will be arising on a worldwide scale next week that will be the start of what could be a 3 year escalation, remission, resurgence, and eventual resolution in the North Korean conflict.